Do you like those Progressive Insurance commercials about the older man who is always trying to steer others from becoming like their parents....always going down rabbit holes? I do. I know what the commercial is alluding to....for I see this in people all the time. Maybe I'll switch over to Progressive because I like their commericals?
It was a Tuesday....and I was meeting with someone at a Starbucks....as I often do....with the sole purpose of it being a Bible study....the particular topic this day was....the Antichrist. Joe was already sitting down at a table....immersed in his computer open before him. I thought that he might be prepping for our talk...
Bob......."Hi Joe
Joe........."Oh hi Bob."
Bob........"What are you looking at?"
Joe.........."Did you know that cats have nose prints just like humans have fingerprints?"
So much for preparation.
Bob........."OK.....the Antichrist....let's get started...."
Joe..........."Right....so are you going to tell me who the Antichrist is?"
Bob.........."No....we're going to talk about what to expect that the Antichrist will do."
Joe............"Well I know who the AntiTrump is....it's that guy on the Internet.....Special
kind of dog or something like that.....he leaves stuff around my campus all the
time!"
Bob..........."Joe....that's me....Special Dog."
Joe............ "Ooooh.....sorry....some of the guys actually read it."
Bob..........."No problem....'some of the guys'....is all I can hope for. It's not so much that I am anti....Trump....as much as....
anti deception....and anti false prophets....that kind of thing."
Bob looked at Joe who was staring out the window....
Joe............"Wow....it's 97 degrees out......and that guy is wearing a hoodie!"
Bob..........."Joe....Joe....the Antichrist?"
Joe............."Right....go ahead."
Bob..........."First of all....the Antichrist is going to fool a lot of people. That means
that he will use great methods of deception and....Joe?
Joe was going from one pocket to another
Joe............"Sorry....my hearing aids are in one of my pockets."
Bob..........."Oh I'm sorry....I didn't know that you had hearing problems!"
Joe..........."I don't....I just have these with me at all times in case my hearing starts
to go."
Bob needed a few seconds to let that one sink in
Joe............"Here they are....wrapped up with my migraine pills."
Bob..........."Oh.....do you get....
Joe............."No.....just in case I ever get one?"
Bob............"Well maybe all this is good....because you like to prepare for bad
things....like maybe the seven years of tribulation coming up?"
Joe..............."Well I don't ever think about that....I mean it could be another twenty
years or so."
Bob.............."You're not concerned about wars and earthquakes and famines and
pandemics.....but you have hearing aids in case you go deaf at Starbucks?"
Joe................"Well doesn't the Bible say something like....we're not going to know
nothing at all....just be ready to be zapped up....even from a Steeler
game....or Bruce Springsteen concert....or something like that?"
Bob..............."Hmm....where do I start with this one? Let's just go back to the
Antichrist....so people.....even many people in the church.....are going
think that this man is sent from God....as a good thing....a blessing even"
Joe..............."I just thought of something."
Bob.............."What's that?"
Joe..............."Did you know that the name....of the first mate....in Moby Dick....
is....Starbuck....and then there was captain....Ahab....and Ishmael!
Do you think that Melville was coding something to us about the Antichrist?"
Bob..............."Joe....you are going down rabbit holes."
Joe................."Yeah....I tend to do that. I forgot to take my ADHD medicine this morning.
Well it's not really medicine....it's more of a vitamin and mineral formula.
Did you know that there is an island off the coast of Greece.....where a
certain...."
Bob................"Joe?
Joe.................."Where a certain olive grows..."
Bob................."Joe!"
Joe..................."Yeah?"
Bob.................."I have an idea....Let me just send you a video that you can start to watch...
and if a squirrel jumps on your window sill....you can take a break....and
listen again later?"
Joe..................."Odd that you mention squirrels. I have one in my yard that absolutely will
not eat peanuts! Can you imagine that?"
Bob.................."I'm trying not to."
Note: The problem isn't that we all have ADHD....it's that we just are not that interested in the Second Coming of our Lord and Savior and King....Jesus Christ.