Saturday.....War on Terror.....Dearest Uncle

         Dearest Uncle, I can feel the strength from your prayers for me every day. I have such good news to give. Yesterday, we arrived by plane in their city of Pittsburgh. We were in a celebratory mood when we left New York for they are about to name the Kennedy daughter to be one of their senators. Don't worry, she is not like her father. We worked our plan to perfection on the flight. We talked loud and stared at other passengers. It was all we could do to not break out in holy laughter. My brother stood up and looked into his bags in the upper loft four times, each time looking nervous as he would ask me "What time is it now?" so other passengers could hear. The crew of infidels went to passenger after passenger, whispering in their ear and then the intercom said we were turning back and landed in their City of Brotherly Love where we were angrily questioned for four hours before the airline publicly apologized to us and we boarded another plane. Their televised news made the passengers and airline look foolish. Many of the people here in this city wear the uniform of their footballers. I overhear their conversations and they talk about waiting another year before their stock market makes them more money. They are not prepared for a toothache let alone what God will bring upon them. They are so happy about their new president for he is wise and will change our minds! They are going to get another senator who is a comedian. I hear him talking about defending the Great Satan and he is so funny, my brothers and I laugh and laugh. There is more dear uncle, there is yet another senator who was appointed to their House of Lords whom the other senators in his own party say that they will bar the doors not to let him in. You were right oh uncle, they love their money, and their toys and they hate each other more than they hate us. God has sown confusion in them and all we have to do is blow the trumpet and they will fall like the walls of Jericho. The Christian infidel President and murderer of our brothers will be gone soon. We do not have to spit on their "Vice" President for they do so better than we could. The people in this land no longer fear their God and even the false strength that some still claim to have from him will be gone soon also. We will make many converts here for they, in bondage to their demented society, relieve their guilt by demanding that we are given freedom to destroy them. My beloved grandfather, your dear father, was a wise man but I do not understand his warnings to us that these people would never be fooled. I believed him to be right when I saw their soldiers but the blasphemers of the film industry are their rulers now. I will keep you informed dear uncle and covet your continued prayers for our success. Your thankful nephew.