Wednesday, March 15, 2017

"Important Survey Enclosed....Do Not Fold, Spindle Or Really Think About"

Dear Constituent: We haven't heard from you on Paul Ryan's Health Care legislation. Comments welcome! 

         I haven't weighed in on the proposed healthcare legislation because it's the same pure unadulterated shameless bold-faced lying that the Republican establishment has fed us, their fettered constituency looked at as a great horde of unwashed...unshaven...illiterate...God-fearing...pick up truck...conceal carry Americans who couldn't pick Rachel Maddof...Maddow...whatever her name is out a line-up of Marvel superheroes, that they force-fed us in last-minute midnight 'this is the best we could do' votes for years. Unfortunately for these glad-hander but watch your back shysters, we have puked up so much of their garbage that the stink of their soiled capitol spa togas stashed in the briefcase that they try to pass off as containing actual important papers is such that we don't even want them near enough to attempt more lies.
        The answer to these photo-op carnelian-nosed plutocrats and their wimpy...'if you shut up and obey I'll take you off the sewers and flummage committee' acolytes is 'no'...the answer will always be 'no'! You've lied through one too many town hall 'let's humor the peasants' meetings.

                                                                                           Sincerely, Special Dog